Funniest Laws That Will Make You Laugh Pt 2
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011
by Kellie Hastings
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You’re taking your pet alligator to visit the Zoo but realize when you get there, no alligators are allowed. So you tie him to a fire hydrant and discover that it is not permitted to tie your alligator to a fire hydrant either.
If you’re driving across the state line into Minnesota, remember you cannot enter that state with a chicken on your head. Make sure your chicken is safely buckled in their seat.
You plan on going hunting but you want to hunt the mice in your home. First, you cannot set any mouse traps in your hunt without a hunting license. With your license you can hunt as many mice as you want. Happy Hunting
You have an appointment at the county court house and you want to take your horse. You need to know that no one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the court house. So maybe it’s best to leave your horse at home.
If you are trying to fertilize the trees on your city streets so they grow nice and tall, well then you need to know it’s illegal to pile up horse manure more than the height of 6ft on a street corner.
If your cat loves to roam around town and doesn’t yet have their tail lights, better get one because cats are not permitted to run loose without wearing a taillight.
If you loving fishing and you want to take your camel; you cannot fish on your camels back. So it’s best that you jump off first.
You just received a brand new bike and can’t stop riding it. You decide to ride it in your swimming pool. Did you know that there is a law that prohibits anyone from riding their bike in a swimming pool?
Now this one is a real hum dinger. Did you know that dogs are not permitted to be in a public place without their masters on a leash? I thought it was the dog that wore the leash.
Here’s a real kicker. Anyone who has been classified as ugly cannot walk down any street.
We must remember when crossing the street that we always use our feet. If you plan on crossing the street while walking on your hands, well then you are not allowed.
It’s bowling night and you and your friend decide to throw a few on the sidewalk. Keep in mind it’s prohibited to bowl on the sidewalk.
It’s a heat wave out there and you and your mate are going to the beach. But, you see that your favorite pig is sweating and looks terribly hot. So you pack him up with his towel and hat and take him to the beach. But when you get there you discover that no one is allowed to take their pet pig to the beach.
Did you know that it is illegal to write on a public building with the intent to remove it? Well if it was that easy, then why are they blowing them up?
You’ve had an exhausting day and want a bath. However you forgot your prescription at the store. You jump into the tub anyways. But as guilt sets in you realize your going against a law. You run to the store because no one may take a bath without a prescription.
I hope you enjoy reading these funny laws as I enjoyed adding my humor to them.
It’s been a pleasure
Kellie Hasting copyright 2011
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