Funniest Laws That Will Make You Laugh-Pt 1
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011
by Kellie Hastings
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If one of your best friends happens to be a moose and you want to take him to your favorite bar, well then it is considered an offence to feed your moose friend any alcoholic beverage.
If you plan on getting your hair cut at the barber shop and you want to bring your favorite pet which happens to be a flamingo you are not allowed to bring your flamingo into the barbershop to watch you get your hair cut.
Although many bathtubs are not even big enough for any large animal and this thought would enter the minds of few, your pet donkey is not allowed to sit in your bathtub.
It’s fishing season and you can’t wait to fish. However you also love to knit. Keep in mind that it is against the law for a man to knit during fishing season. So knit away but after fishing season is over.
If you happen to leave your elephant tied to a parking meter while shopping, you must keep in mind that the parking meter fee must be paid as if your elephant is a vehicle.
If it’s even possible to convince a moose to enter an airplane, once the airplane is moving it is considered an offence to push the moose out of the moving airplane.
If you are driving down a one way street and you’re going the wrong way it is illegal to drive with a lantern attached to the front end of your vehicle.
If you buy an ice-cream cone and want to save it, you may not carry it in the back pocket of your pants.
No one is allowed to color a baby duck with a blue dye and sell it unless of course they plan on selling a half dozen of blue ducks.
Your pet dog is definitely not permitted to molest cars.
If you’re attending a concert and you have a craving for peanuts, keep in mind that it is illegal to walk backwards on a sidewalk while eating peanuts.
If you are a bee keeper and your favorite bee hangs out with you by hitching a ride on your hat please take note, it is not permitted for anyone to wear a bee in their hats.
If you live in Detroit and you have a pet pig, it’s best to look after it because it is illegal for your pig to run free unless you pierce its nose with a ring.
On Sunday if you have the desire to walk your favorite cow well then, it is unlawful to walk your cow down Main Street after 6pm on Sunday.
It’s best to make sure your car horn works because all cars entering city limits must honk in order to warn the horses of their arrival.
Now although we all love our showers it’s best to keep your clothes on because it’s an offense to shower naked.
If you have just visited the zoo and they gave you an alligator to take home. You wouldn’t be able to bathe it. Alligators are not permitted to be kept in your bathtub.
If you happened to leave your car unattended and it starts driving without you in it, you must remember that a vehicle without a driver in it may not exceed the speed limit of 60 miles per hour.
It’s best to learn how to be fashionable because a man is not permitted to go out in public while wearing his favorite mismatched clothes. If he’s wearing a jacket and pants they must match.
I hope you enjoyed reading these hilarious laws as I enjoyed adding my humor to them.
It’s been a pleasure
Kellie Hastings copyright 2011
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)Hi Kellie.
Thanks for the absurdity! I can imagine how a FEW of those made it into law. But some of them are certainly silly.
Hugs,
DianneThanks Dianne
I had a lot of fun sprucing them up.
Great! Thanks.
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